Pretentious Game for PC and MAC

Wow... I related to the Blue Square so much. This game teaches us to take risks, no matter what happens. A very heartwarming message about love.

How to use Pretentious Game for PC and MAC

You can run all Android games and applications on your PC or MAC computer. Using a free software called Bluestacks, you don't need to purchase anything but games or applications it self if it isn't free.

  • Download Bluestacks from this link.
  • Install BlueStacks from installation file with following the on-screen instructions.
  • Once Bluestacks is installed add your Google account in it.
  • Type Pretentious Game in Search bar and install it.
Now you can use Pretentious Game on your PC or MAC.

Serious optimization and input issues. Despite being the only app running, this thing chugs frames on my G2. Combined with ridiculously large hitboxes for the direction keys, this makes fine and or rapid movement next to impossible, and often causes characters to slide off the level despite having let go of the controls. Understand, everything else about this game deserves a 4 or above rating, and is definitely worth buying in full, but I refuse give 5 stars until these game-breaking issues are addressed. NOW.

Pretentious Game worth playing, it is learning and teaching your inner self what life is all about, and what love can do. The special part of it is you dont even seem to notice that you are playing a game.

Delightfully pretentious For what it is - a free game that you'll finish in half an hour - this game was a pleasant surprise. Some of the levels really force you to think outside the box, and the little riddles that help you along are either touching or amusingly over-the-top, depending on your sensibilities.

The most depressing game about squares. Honestly this game has better character design than most other modern games. The story kinda reminds me of a certain music video (Ungrateful - Escape the Fate) but it's very interesting nonetheless. Tenouttaten.

Great game It's an excellent game. The first 3 chapters are excellent, but the 4th chapter is not really playable on a touch screen. It starts off with clever puzzles, but towards the end ends up being a Thomas Was Alone clone.

I can't find the music or wallpapers on my phone!! This is an incredibly sweet game with pretty music and a terribly tragic ending. This intro (chapter one of four) you'd be downloading is short, so expect only five or ten minutes of gameplay before it's over and asks you to buy the full version (there's three packs you can buy, each costing progressively more for additional add-ons such as wallpapers and the soundtrack, the most expensive package being $4.99). I'm buying just for the soundtrack, it really is amazing. (5 stars when I can find the music)

Good but often confusing puzzler Basically the game is a tutorial all the way through, but it does it so subtly that you forget it is teaching you new things constantly. Reminds me of portal in that way. Also, one of the few mobile games to elicit an emotional response from me. 4 starred because sometimes I simply had no idea what the game was trying to get me to do though.

A sweet, poetic game.... I liked the music, it fit perfectly. Almost a little sad and romantic at the same time. Wish I had a Blue like Pink does.

Amazing!! I love it... But it made me sad a little... I wanna get the whole game but I can't. :(

HAALY COW Wow. I am simply speechless. This game is one of the few games I've ever played that has made me truly feel. I won't spoil anything for anyone, but this was not just a game: it was also an experience.

HUGE battery hog Great game with a unique twist and easy controls. But holy cow it is a battery hog. Something must be wrong in the code because my Nexus 5 reports it as using 51% of my all time battery resources. Perhaps enabling Japanese text did it, because I only saw it recently. I enjoyed the game but had to uninstall because of this.

Lovely game, but... ... a couple of big annoyances (nexus 5). Playable area is bigger than visible screen, making a couple of levels near impossible. Also, despite paying for all levels, I still get a frequent, intrusive pop-up advert which ruins the immersion and sentimentality. Otherwise, as others have said, it's a very sweet little game.

The game is simply beautiful!! has some tricky challenges, but none that can't be figured out. Simplistic, but one of the best games I have played. Wonderful storyline. Shame it was so short.

Demo is great...full game is hit or miss This game is amazingly clever and fun to play. It pulls at your heartstrings and never lets go... Until the end of the demo. The second chapter is just as good as the first but from the last 1/3 of chapter 3 this game becomes tedious and down right annoying with some of it's mechanics.

Awesome It's a good game good story not to hard or easy you just have to think about what they tell you

Fun and challenging with a great message. Totally different from what I expected, but still had a ton of fun. Puzzling enough to keep you interested, fun enough to keep you coming back for more.

Beautiful This game literally broke my heart. I thought at first it would be a simple platformer with a basic story, but at the end everything just explodes in your face. It isn't very long at all, took me about 5 minutes to play through it, but still good job. The physics and fluidity of the input could be improved, but overall amazing job.

Pretentious Game has a clever design. Good implementation of touch controls and a nice tutorial/intro to the game to make it easy. Not a hard platforms, but an enjoyable one for sure. Hard to do a lot with a bunch of squares, but this developer did way more than I expected. A nice love story was tied into the game. Excellent experience.

It's more than a pretentious game. Deceptively simple and surprisingly profound. I remember beating the first chapter and thinking, "This game that consists of uniting 2 blocky squares has made me feel more than the last twelve romance movies I've seen." Also worth noting, the music is amazing. Play it - the less you know about it going in, the better.

Amazing I loved this game it had a simple but brilliant story good controls I only encountered one ad when I played and it didn't disrupt my experience very well made get it now.

So cute This game is adorable and very educational and simple but overall sad, the music really helps the situation because if this were a love game you would expect happy music but instead there's this iffy kind of music between suspense and happiness... very good game

I just cant believe it... Right now while i am typing, i am crying. 3 times that is since ive compleated the whole game.(full virsion) its the most touching game, and story i have ever EVER encountered in my whole life. The person who created this game, needs a reward. But not just a reward...something more cherishable. They need to be noticed. I love you. You made my day. I now think of some relatable things in my life that occurrs in the game...thank you. Thank you so much for having the COURAGE, STRENGTH, and HEART♥

Abusive Psychology techniques This game uses cognitive psychology, a vauge storyline, and interactive play to manipulate mental imagery to possibly alter an unsuspecting persons beliefs or opinions on love. Sick and disgusting. Uninstalled.

I am inlove with this game and story This is a great game,I love how the blue square needs to take big risks for the one he loves!I'm sooooo gonna play this again

Don't buy anything If you want a simple, fairly easy puzzle platformer with a decent story and premise, then the free version is great. But whatever you do, for the love of God, don't spend any money on it. All it gets you is some extremely frustrating, often nonsensical levels with only one barely related hint to help you get through them. And you'll STILL get ads. If I could do two separate ratings I would. The free version is fun for what it is, just don't give them any of your money. Your time is all they deserve.

Amazing ♥ When I first played this game I felt it was just like any platformer game, I was just like "OK let's see what my friends were talking about!" But when I started I heard the music, it was nice calming and heartwarming and then I got to the last level of the chapter. Once I was just about to get the pink block, it left. But when I saw the grey block and two smaller block's with them, I felt heartbroken for the blue block that I actually froze and felt like boasting with tears. That is how beautiful this is! ♥

Omg This just shattered and crushed my heart. I relate to the little square so much. And we should all be learning a lesson from this little game :'(

My heart... *warning spoiler*The game wears it's pretentious nature on its sleeve but genuinely made me feel my heart sink at the end of the demo.

Was about to buy I was going to buy the full version but I read some problems people had with it like too many ads... and I searched online and you can play other chapters on Google for free!!!

I'm speechless. Within a short amount of time, this game has sent out a powerful message about taking risks and to date to live. I'm completely in awe with this game. Kudos to the developers.

Mechanics-as-metaphor I came here from James Recommends, and I must say, it's good, it's short, and it's worth your time.

I don't know why I was looking for a game like Thomas was alone, I found this and it just explodes in your face without exploding... Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't

Wow I won't spoil things.. But my heart broke at the end.. It really makes you think about yourself. One of the best android games.. Yet one of the simplest and shortest. Five stars.

Galaxy Note 4. This game lags horrendously. Not all the time, but every minute or so it will just enter bullet time. Tinny music and clunky controls round it off

I was skeptical but... Ended up blown away (this is my first review in 5 years of using google play). Amazed by the simplicity and beauty(was looking for thomas was alone and am happy I found this gem)

Eeeeeeek! Wow, was not expecting this. It's simple, difficult and adorable. What more could you want? But.. as someone before me pointed out, the control keys don't allow smooth movement.

Adore I adore this game, though was sad when I reached the end. Very unique, very cute, very intelligent.

Pretentious game This game teaches us that the pursuit of love is pointless. Bravo

Update Its been a long time and u havent updated this game. R u guys broke ro what just wanna take our monye

“Pretentious Game is one of those rare games on the App Store […] full of originality.”- Pocket Gamer “A lovely platformer”– Rock Paper Shotgun “I can say that it’s refreshing to see something like this come along.”- ArcadeSushi Is Pretentious Game an overwhelming experience with a touching message or just a too pretentious game? You […]


Price Free
App Size 16 MB
Instalations 100,000 - 500,000
Score 4.4
Developer BulkyPix

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